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Stop it, Okubo-tan and Yumemaru and Mushi-kun!
Everyone, don't you sometimes get comments like "Setsuya, you're quick-witted" in the comment section of the video?
- We do. - We do every week, don't we, every week?
I'm sure there are comments like "you're quick- witted" from the beginning of the video,
- but this guy simply has a lot of misunderstandings. - That's right.
- That's right.
Maybe it's because he's always watching TV at home, and he's got some weird knowledge.
"Isn't that that thing?" "Who doesn't know?" He sometimes says those things,
and that's what makes us laugh.
We can't make funny comments like the entertainers do, can we?
So what we want is not funny comments, but "quick- witted" comments.
- I see. - "What's that?" "I didn't know that."
- It makes you laugh, doesn't it? - That's right.
- Quick-witted comments. - Yes.
- This time, we'd like you to train your quick - witted comments. - Yes.
- We've made a video. - Yes, yes.
In that video, either me or Ryo-kun, who you can see in the video, will do a really stupid joke.
- So, everyone, please do a quick-witted comment about it. - Quick-witted comment...
- By the way, I think people who don't know this really don't know it, so I think it's a pattern that doesn't make you smart. - In that case, it's okay to make a funny comment correctly. - Oh, I see. - This time, it doesn't matter if you get a smart point or a funny point, so we'll compete for the total points. - I see. - Whether it's funny or not is up to me, who's been doing it for ten years. - I'll get anything. - Please aim for your favorite one. - Okay. - Didn't you say you were going to make a funny comment? - What? - You said, "I have kelp here." - Yeah.
- No, it's not "kelp"! - I don't know! I don't know!
- That's not a funny comment, is it? - It's not a funny comment, is it?
- By the way, even now, I'll laugh. - Oh, I see.
- You can also make a funny comment. - Yes, I see.
[Quick-witted comment]
- Okay, here's the example sentence. - Yes.
Too fat.
- No, it's not. This is normal for a 27-year-old. - "Too fat." There's no way it's normal for a 27-year-old.
- No, it's actually healthy to experience something like this. - No, that's... - This is unhealthy. "Too thin."
- If it's unhealthy, it's healthy. - No, it's not. - If you're so angry...
- You're ugly when you're angry. - No, you're ugly.
- But it's okay. - No, you're not. - I'm thin, so it's okay.
- "Too thin." It's because you're not athletic.
- No, I can't exercise. - You can.
- "How much do you usually weigh?" - Um... three apples.
[Quick-witted comment]
- Okay! When I asked him how much he usually weighs, he said "three apples." - Yeah, yeah.
- Now, is it correct? - Yeah.
- Okay, let's do it. - Okay.
- Kitty-chan! - Yes, that's correct!
- Kitty-chan! - Okay.
- I think it's Kitty-chan too. - Kitty-chan!
- Kitty-chan?! - No!
- Well, that's correct, everyone. - Okay.
- Kitty-chan weighs three apples in total. - That's heavy!
- If you know it, you can figure it out. - That's right.
- It's not that important. - Yeah.
- It's a modern scale, so it's very difficult. - Yeah.
It's gonna be difficult from now on.
Oh, I got it.
[It's gonna be difficult from now on.]
Okay, let's move on to the first question.
Here it is!
Wait a minute...
What's up?
He's been acting weird lately.
Oh...
- His face is a little... - I'm doing it!
- I'm sorry!
What?!
[He's doing it.]
- I see. - Yes.
When the bad boy leaked out, he said, "No, my face is leaking out."
- That one? - Yes.
- By the way... - Yes?
- There's a model answer, right? - Yes.
What would you do if you were smart in a different pattern?
That, of course, has an effect.
- After you put something in this insect? - Yes.
All you have to do is say, "There's an answer I'm assuming."
- I'm done! - I'm done!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Okay, next up is Yumemura-san. - Yes.
That's whipped cream, isn't it?!
What?!
- What?! - What?!
- It's not like you're copying Neko Hiroshi's joke. - What?!
- Neko Hiroshi's butt is like this... - Yes.
- Whipped cream. - "Mom, I got whipped cream!"
- There's a joke like that. - Oh, Yumemura's favorite one?
- Yes, the one where I keep laughing. - Yes.
Okay, next up is Shibuya-san.
Is it a meat-tarashi-dango-ninpo-chou?
- Wow! - Wait a minute!
- But it's really funny!
Hey! What is that?!
I really didn't know.
He's got a freestyle right now.
It's like a difficult joke.
Okay, next up is Shintarō-san.
Don't poop anywhere else!
- Oh, I see! - Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - In Kansai, they say "unko" is "baba" so...
- Yes. - When you poop, you go poop.
- "Don't poop anywhere else!" is what I'd say. - Oh, I see.
- I see. - I see.
But I don't think you have one here, right?
- I don't think you do. - That's right.
Hey, if you're an Okazaki citizen, you'd know about this, right?
There's a famous joke, right?
It's one of my favorite, but it's easy to say.
- Oh, I think I know what it is. - Yes.
The smart joke I wanted you to do this time is...
Is this Mikatagahara?!
I see.
You made him poop, right?
Yes, Ieyasu made him poop.
Hey, you made him poop, didn't you?
This is miso!
Don't lie to me!
There are people like that.
So, even if you say, "Are you Ieyasu?"
- It's not a problem at all. - It's not a problem at all.
So, as for the score...
- Let's give Tetsuya 1 point. - Yes, thank you very much.
- Let's give Yumemaru 0.5 points. - Yes, thank you very much.
- Thank you very much. - And for Shibayu...
Everyone is laughing, so...
- I'll give you 1 point. - Oh, yay!
Oh, yay!
Wait, Shibayu is going to get 1 point forever.
- So, here's the second one. - Yes.
That was a close call.
- You're terrible. - Don't make me do it.
- You're 27 years old. - I can't help it because I have diarrhea.
No, you can't.
You can go to the bathroom in time.
Oh, I have diarrhea.
- Don't make me do it. - No, no, no.
You're terrible. And you smell.
- I don't smell. - You smelled.
No, it's just you.
It's just you.
This time, it was a little difficult to hear, but I say "kannin" as "tannin".
- "Tannin"? - "Tannin"?
- I wonder what it is.
- Wait a minute. By the way, I heard rumors that there is a punishment. - Oh, yeah.
- Do you want me to ask you next? - I'm a little curious. I can't concentrate. Let me ask you.
It's a simple story, but not being able to say smart things simply means that you don't have enough vocabulary.
So I asked you to study vocabulary a little more, and you'll be carrying a construction site for a month.
- Wow! - Heavy!
- Heavy!
- No, it's not heavy as a punishment game. It's just heavy. - No, it's not heavy. It's a simple story.
- Now that you've done it, can you do it now? - Yes.
Well, do you "tankin" when you "kannin"?
- Well, if you can do it right away, you're smart. - Am I smart?
- I can't say it right now. - You're smart and quick-witted, right?
- I can say it now. - Yes.
- Yumemura-san. - Yes.
- I'm talking about nutrients. - I see.
- I'm guessing that "tankin" is a nutrient. - Oh, you're guessing.
- I see. - Yes.
- Tejima-san. - Yes.
- "Tankin" is "tankin". - Isn't that a "gerira" word, Kanata-sensei?!
- What do you mean? - You're saying it right away.
- You said "tankin". - Oh, I see.
This time, I'm going to force you to answer, so I'm going to give you extra points.
- Shibayu-san, you get 0.5 points for being smart. - Thank you.
- Yumemura-san, you get 0.5 points for being smart. - 0.5 points for being smart.
- Reza-san, you get 0.5 points for being stupid. - Oh, thank you.
- What is this? - The answer is...
- The smart way of saying "tankin" is "shibu". - "Shibu"?!
- Yes, "tankin" is "shibu" in tea and wine. - Oh, that makes me feel good!
- "tankin" is "shibu" in tea and wine. - Oh, that makes me feel good!
- I feel like it'd be smart if it came out right away. - That's the only way to say it.
- Let's move on to the third question. - Okay.
- Here it is. - Okay, so this is my answer for this question.
- Here it is. "sai". - Oh!
- Me too! - Oh, you got it! "sai"!
- No, that's not it, Ryo-san! - Huh?!
- What is this creature?! It can't be recognized as "sai"! - It's "sai"!
- This is too crazy! - Why?!
- My ears are breaking! - No, it's "sai"!
- What's with this weather and everything? - I had some free time, so I let it rain a lot.
- And look at its eyes! They're crazy! - Huh?!
- Argh! - Okay!
- What are you saying?! - These eyes!
- Okay, Ryo-san's crazy eyes... - Yeah...
- What smart way of saying "sai" would I use? - Why are you wearing short sleeves in this situation?
- You're wearing short sleeves! - No, I'm serious!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - "sai" is a bit rough.
- Hey, isn't this rough? - I want to express "gotsugotsu".
- It's more like "slut". - Okay, are you ready?
- Let's start with Tetsuya-san. - Okay.
- Is "sai" placed in a city like "sai-no-me"?!
- Hmm... It's difficult and a little confusing.
- I don't know what "sai" is anymore! - I see.
- Okay, Yume-wara-san. - Okay.
- Aren't your eyes too sharp?! - Huh?!
- Simple! - Huh?!
- Aren't they too sharp?! - Simple!
- Well, since I laughed just now, I'll put some salt in it. - Wow!
- Okay, Shibayu-san, who has a better sense of humor than I do, go ahead!
- It's a lime-flavored "chizuki" word! - What do you mean "lime"?!
- Is it a fruit-flavored "lime"?! - Fruit - flavored...
- It's hard to understand! - It's a "chizuki" word, right?!
- Yeah, I thought so. - It's not a "chizuki" word.
- Huh?! - It's not?!
- The smart answer I was expecting was...
- "it looks like it's going to snow." - Huh?! Why?!
- This is a "tenkizuki" word. - Ah...
- "Tenkizuki" word?! - It's "no" snow.
- I don't know! I don't know! - But you did it, didn't you?! The weather chart!
- I really don't remember. - This is hard.
So, the points for this round are...
- Ejaguman, 0 points! - Okay.
- Yumemaru-san, 1 point! - What?!
- You can do it like this?!
- Because you're laughing! - That's how it is!
- How about you, Shibayu-san?
- "Tenkizuki" word, right? - Oh!
"Tenkizuki" word and "lime" word...
The part where you cut up the lime and imagine it, right?
- So, this is the fourth question! - Okay!
- This is crazy! - What?!
Even though you got it right, it's hard to say it's correct because of the drawing.
No, it's correct! You can tell it's a lime, right?
You can tell it's something like a horn, right?
No, I can't tell! These eyes and ears...
- No, it's the eyes! The eyes are crazy! - The eyes don't matter!
- The eyes are important! - The eyes are important!
- Like this... - It doesn't matter!
- It doesn't matter! The eyes don't matter! - Ouch!
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I overdid it.
The eyes are important. Sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Ouch!
Lime
- And that is... - What is it?!
- Huh?! - If I say what I imagined, I'll give you 5 points.
- Huh?! I want it! - I want you to taste that "suki" feeling.
- It's annoying. - Huh?!
This is fun!
- So, are you done? - Yes!
- So, Mr. Ymemaru, are you done? - Yes!
- One word. - Messiah!
- What?! - It's not a gang manga!
- Messiah! - Do it like it's real.
- One word. - Messiah!
- Why?! - Why is that?!
- Okay, Mr. Tetsuya. - Ryo did it first and came back to himself, right?
- Yes. - Based on that...
- I'm sorry! - You're good at this.
- I see. This is funny. - It's funny.
- It's either funny or funny. - I'm looking forward to it, Mr. Shibayu.
- Mr. Shibayu! - Next is "haha, do you get along?"
- Oh, great! - Huh?!
- I'll give you a chance! - Thank you!
- The answer I was hoping for was "are you a hammurabiho?" - Huh?!
- But it's not hard to understand. - Huh? Hammurabiho?
- Don't you know what "hammurabiho" is? - I know it, but...
- What's this? - "Are you a hammurabiho?"
- Mr. Shibayu, I'll give you 5 points! - 5 points?!
- 5 points?!
- There's not much left, so I'll give you some. - Okay.
- I'll give you some, too, Mr. Tetsuya and Mr. Yumemura. - I don't need it.
- Yumemura is a cheat!
[The last question]
- I hope you'll give me some hints for the last question. - Okay!
- Here it is! - Okay!
- Oh, no! It's already 4:18!
- Ryo said he'd come at 4:30, so...
- I'm nervous!
- I'll clean up a little...
- I'll make sure I don't make a mess...
- Oh, no!
- Here it is. - Oh!
- Who's going to say it first? - I will say it first.
- Oh, I'm surprised! What is it? - Yes.
- Well, this is a good hint.
- Ryo does a lot of things as they are.
- And he compares it to something.
- Our writing style is like manga and stuff like that.
- Right? - That's right.
- I don't know anything about history or anything like that.
- But if you say it either way, it's not like school.
- I see.
- It's a little smart hint.
- It's Japanese style.
- It's a Japanese-style speech.
- I did it! - I did it!
- Well, first of all, Shibayu-san.
- Yes.
- "Even so, even so, I thought it was something."
- It's a Japanese-style speech.
- Um, Yumemura-san. - Yes.
- "Is it a ghost? I'll call Odam-do."
- Oh, I see.
- Yes, it's Japanese-style, Odam-do. - It's Japanese-style, isn't it?
- It's Japanese-style, Odam-do. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And finally, Dezo-san. - Yes.
- Oh, I'm surprised!
- "A little more matcha."
- Huh?
- I thought it was something to do with matcha.
- Yeah, I thought so, too. - Yeah, I thought so, too.
- Well, really, the answer for the fifth question is simple.
- The answer, or rather, the smart hint I was expecting was...
- "I thought it was Nuralihyon."
- Wow!
- The reason why Nuralihyon is called like that is...
- When people at home are busy, they go up to their houses and drink tea.
- That's really stupid!
- What's up with you, Sorawaru-san?!
- Okay, shall we start the scoring?
- Shibayu-san gets 1 point. - Yay!
- Yumemaru-san gets 0.5 points.
- Oh! - Oh!
- 0.5?!
- It's that high?!
- Kechida-san gets 0 points.
- What?!
- I knew it!
- Wait! - This is too elementary school.
- This is bad. I should have said "wait" more. - Kechida-san gets the penalty game.
- And I couldn't do my best at the end. - I couldn't do anything about it.
- I'm sorry for this answer. - It's my way of losing.
- Kechida-san loses. - Kechida-san loses.
However, Kechida-san!
- Yes? - It's like...
Look at this!
- There's one more video, right? - What?!
- Yes. - What is it about?
This is...
While I was coming up with various ideas,
I came up with one, but...
I thought it was too difficult.
I see.
So, I thought of making it a mistake,
but I took it just in case.
- I see. - I see.
You can decide whether or not you will challenge this video
with your own judgment.
What?!
If you challenge it and get it right,
you will be exempted from the penalty game.
See?!
However, if you make a mistake,
you will have to do what I say in this video.
That's so scary!
- Scary! - That's so scary!
If this video doesn't go well, I won't do it.
- You don't have to do it. - It's fine.
I won't do it. It's fine.
- No! I'll do it! - Seriously?!
- It's fine, right? - Wow!
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
- Then, you two can participate in the exhibition. - Just in case...
- Just in case...
- Extrara! Stage! - Yes!
Ready, go!
- I think there will be a penalty game in this video. - Yes.
Well, what should we do?
Well...
If we have to polish our vocabulary,
we can use dictionaries or Kojien.
- Ah, we have a lot of Kojien. - Yes, we do.
You like Kojien, don't you?
No, I don't. I don't like Kojien.
- I don't like it anymore. - Yes.
- I don't like it anymore. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But you know, when Tatsuya came last time... - Yes?
- He brought home two things. - That's right.
- Compared to that, it's a little weak. - Yes, it is.
- But that's fine. - Yes.
- For example... - Yes?
How about we rewrite all of Kojien's sentences from A to Z?
- What?! - That's what we'll do!
- What?! - What?!
Well, what will Ryoko say about this?
What will I do if I get it wrong?
I will rewrite Kojien's sentences.
What do you mean "sentences"?
I'm sorry for making you look at me like that,
but it's not the whole page.
- It's only the first page. - Oh, you scared me!
- I see... - I thought it was only the first page.
- It's only the first page! - Oh, I see...
- Well, we'll add it. - Oh, okay.
- Is it only the first page? - Yes.
- Wait, wait, wait... - He was smart and desperate, but now...
- He looks like he has no mercy.
- In this case, his brain will be...
- ...just barely merciful.
- Please choose a number you like. - No, it's not good.
- How about one? - One?
- I think the coolest number is eight.
- It's not good!
- I'm gonna die!
- It's not confirmed yet.
- It's really not good.
- Well, since eight is too much...
- ...we'll answer your hot requests...
- ...and double-push it to two pages.
- Damn it! That's a lot of money!
- I'll give you a hint...
- ...about the process of...
- ...transcribing ourselves...
- ...we've quoted a certain story.
- Tetsuya-san, do you have any ideas?
- I might say something like that.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Let's start with our two exhibitors.
- "Okinamusou 3" loading screen, huh?
- What do you mean?
- It's nothing.
- Inoue-san? - Yes?
- What's "oh-ajari"?
- Was there such a difference?
- I don't know, but...
- These two have come up with an interesting idea.
- Tetsuya-san, please give us a smart answer!
- I can only do it in my own way!
- I'm a partner of Mia...
- So that's how it is!
- It's not what I thought it would be!
- This might be a smart answer...
- ...but according to the rules...
- ...it had to be mine.
- Do you want to know the answer? - Yes, I do.
- I don't think you'll hate it.
- The answer is...
- Everyone, have you read...
- ...the series "Sherlock Holmes"?
- I haven't. - You haven't, right?
- There's a famous story called "Akage Denmei"...
- I see...
- From there...
- ...he dug a tunnel...
- ...and tried to rob a bank.
- That's the story...
- ...but once you know it, you can't deny it.
- I can't deny it!
- That's it for today!
- Tetsuya-san, Kouji-san, Mochiwarui-kun...
- ...one month, and two pages.
- And Mochiwarui-kun, two pages.
- Mochiwarui-kun will write it?
- Please do your best! - No way!
- Mochiwarui-kun will write it?
- Don't say "matcha" anymore!
- The last "matcha" was crazy!
- Say it a little more!